KINGDINOSAUR
Why aren't they naked?
teambanzai
Just keep smiling and maybe he'll go away.
XXXigeous
"Say hello to the Nyssa people, Peanut."
GlitterRock
They're using one of them old-time photographers. "Now keep smiling for the next 45 minutes while the emulsion sets on the film, please."
Enaphelia
Then suddenly there was a Llama seen down the street and the camera was preoccupied elsewhere...
JAUSTRALIS
And Tink performed the ceremony!
JAUSTRALIS
I swear..I'm not a serial killer...
GersonK
"Are you sure that's we're you left your change Eric?" "I'm sure, I'm sure!"
Enaphelia
o/~ Mom, he's making thighs at me...o/~
GlitterRock
They have the look of newlyweds trying not to look too happy the in-laws are leaving.
XXXigeous
"Honey, I can hear the seashore in your armpit."
Agent_Moldy
"Heehee! My head comes up to his boobies! Wait..."
Enaphelia
...Three kids and a small car will wipe that grin off yer faces...Fer sure...
GlitterRock
"HiiIII! I'm Nyssa and this is Disco. Welcome to the bache-- " / "WHERE'S THE STRIPPERS??"
EnochF
"This is the wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she 'as a heart of gold."
JAUSTRALIS
Saaaaaay PORN! "POORRRN!"
bugwber
.oO {Take the fucking picture!}
EnochF
Getting married in a Clerks T-shirt. Nice move, dingleberry.
GlitterRock
I almost hate to tell them Tom Hanks returned his RSVP...
teambanzai
American Gothic II: Electric Boogaloo.
JAUSTRALIS
Nyssa: "How long are they gonna stare at us Eric?" Eric: "I don't know.. just do what they say..."
Agent_GropeMe
"I will hug her and keep her and call her George..."
Enaphelia
Then the drunk fell over and broke the camera...
bugwber
What is all this "bubbles in Hell" shit?...
XXXigeous
"Honey, open your eyes. I put my clothes back on."
EnochF
I will give you two hundred drachma for the short intellectual woman!
JAUSTRALIS
How come they aren't naked yet?
KINGDINOSAUR
Taken before Nyssa learned the phrases "double down," "eight the hard way," and "no PIN required for maximum cash advances."
bugwber
"Keep smiling and maybe bugwber will leave Pasadena forever....."
GlitterRock
Three! Three hundred drachma ... and I'll throw in 50 quatloos!
EnochF
"You can take your hand off my shoulder now." "That's not *my* hand." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
JAUSTDOWHATEVER
She's only that happy because of the present I'll be EVENTUALLY sending...
bugwber
.oO {I'm so happy to be out of Lubbock! I'll marry ANYONE!}
XXXigeous
"Honey, I'm drunk again. Carry me?"
bugwber
Oooooh.... what is with his hand and all the bendy fingers?
JAUSTGIMMEADOLLAR
Are we at the Glitter Gulch yet?
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
"Please please me." "Oh yeah? Like I please you?" "Exactly."
Agent_GropeMe
"Dammit, Eric, I *told* you not to let Chandler Bing teach you how to smile for photos!"
EnochF
Weddings are great. Watching the wasps get drunk by crawling into the wine glasses...
XXXigeous
A Batch Haiku: Soft Pornography - The perfect wedding gift for - Disco and Nyssa!
teambanzai
Thing, Nyssa and DB. What a nice picture.
Enaphelia
Nyssa: ooOO (I really wish he would get off my feet)OOoo - Disco: ooOO (Nice soft ground here...hua?)OOoo
bugwber
"Seigfried and Roy... here we come!"
JAUSTGIMMEADOLLAR
Yep.. it's a prewedding pic...they're smiling.
KINGDINOSAUR
(They're laughing at me 'cause I'm capping wearing only my green underwear)
Nyssalicious
Guess where my hands are.
teambunsai
That's right, just smile and nod.
Enaphelia
Find the spirit signs in this picture...WIN MONEY!
GersonderwearK
"Honey, why is there a midget between your legs?"
GlitterGulchRock
It's not every couple who gets to celebrate their bachelor party surrounded by red blood cells.
MubernatorialCandidate
Note the flasher on the left...
bugwber
Teeth Whitener provided by the Osmond Family Trust - Odgen, Utah.
Agent_MoneyMakerShaker
.oO {Only 15 more days to get me some 'action'. Then we get married.} *Sigh*
Enaphelia
Brought together by Miss Cleo.
XXXigeous
"Okay, honey, while eveyone's capping, let's bump uglies."
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
Bach party? Look in the personals under Goldberg Variations.
teambanzai
Underwear? You mean we're supposed to be dressed for this?
TIT REX
NAKED PEOPLE! NOW!!!
MubernatorialCandidate
Hey, I'll attend any party that has wokkachika in it! *wokkachikka wokkachikka*
Enaphelia
Nudist on vacation at a clothist colony.
bugwber
Last seen in the Burkittsville woods with a video camera...
EnochF
Last seen 10/5/01. Considered armed and dangerous.
Agent_GropeMe
"I thought we have the dog for dinner." "Nah, just let him stay outside." "Ummm..."
DiscoBalls
"...and she's all MINE!" (Aw, yer just all jealous of what I can *do* with those bendy fingers!)
XXXigeous
"I'm not opening my eyes until GersonK puts on the PORNO!"
144b
Little do they know the unspeakable horror that waits when they open their wedding gifts!
bugwber
Does that say "Nooks" on her boobies?
GlitterRock_My_World_Baybee
It looks like they recovered from that little "Ross is NOT the father" tiff they had last night.
XXXigeous
We have DISCOBALLS! (And so does Nyssa by the expression on her face.)
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph
Sure, they're smiling now, but wait'll the nitrous oxide wears off.
144b
O~ Hold me closer, tiny weeiner!~O
Enaphelia
Both of them just cut wind...