Zee
He's standing on Batman's engorged cock!

Mattteus
So what is this thing? a boy with some odd disease that distorts his body's proportions? An alien? a dwarf? A wayward genetic experiment?

RodRocket
"I made a bat-poopie...."

GlitterRock
*parts legs, enormous Mite-schlong slides out of shorts*

GlitterRock
"Holy cannabis, Batman!"
"Yes, old chum. This can mean only one thing. We're in the presence of that diabolical duke of doobies: ZEEface!"

RodRocket
"Holy Hairstyles, Batman! Dolly Parton's wig has gone rogue!"

gleeb
Never at dusk.

Sidesk
"Gee, someone wants to make a spin-off series all about me?"
"Yes, Robin, there will always be people with more money than sense."

TheSpaceToast
Robin has '20s starlet legs.

Zee
It kind of sucks being Lady Cassandra but at least you get a cool car.

TheDiva
It's amazing the Batmobile has room for an engine...

RodRocket
On his way to a secret rendezvous with Spider-Man.

TheDiva
*crashes into Spider-Man*

tinaw
*makes out furiously with Spider-Man, in the air*

Zee
*Spider-Man swings by and cuts Robin's rope*

AlexGariepy
*animation turns into Spider-man briefly halfway through clip*

Indomitus
*thinks about Spider-Man, ejaculates all over 32nd Avenue without touching it*

TheSpaceToast
*breaks the thread with a meta-caption*