BATMAN CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
.oO Goddamn! How'd he unhook my bra so fast?? Oo.




GlitterRock






GlitterRock
Roy Orbison IS The Bachelor!
"Will you accept this rose from me?"




gleeb
ANTI-TAX PETITIONERS QUIT
"After all these years, I admit we're beaten"




GlitterRock
So only one Time Lord died?




GlitterRock
Special guest appearance: the fire-pissing dog from Nightmare On Elm Street 4.




GlitterRock
"Ohhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhgawd! Ohhhh Mistah J! Don't stop! MISTAH J! CAN'T HOLD BACK!! GAWD GAWDDDDDDDDDDDD!"




AntiHero
Forget nipples on the bat suit, Burton's batmobile has a clit!




ChaosWolf1982
I would be shocked at that claim, Anti...

...except I think you're right!




TheSpaceToast
I now hate someone purely over the word "Flugelheim."




SweetHeart666
Ah, the good old days, when paparazzi backed the f**k off.




scypha
"Ah, nothing says I'm a sexy crime fighter than a good cigar and a bitchin' ride. Yeah, I'm a big pimp."




Dita DuPave
He's one of the few heroes to have an abyss.




TheDiva
Wow, it's a miracle Wayne Manor can stand, with all this empty space underneath it.




jackrouters
I imagine those pipes are for all the molten gold.




WaffleKing
NOOOO!! Not the GOOD boob!!!


Cyberbeast
*whispering* "When did Jesse Ventura become a priest?"


TheDiva
I see nobody gives a damn about his mom...





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