GlitterRock
"So... BASSinger? BASEinger? BassinJUR? It's BassinJUR, right?"

GlitterRock

GlitterRock
"While you're here.... would you like an abortion?"
"What?? You're kidding, right? I'm a dude!"
"Alright. I just figured I'd ask. You know the new Supreme Court could easily overturn Roe V. Wade, and that would lead to your losing the right of choice."
"Hmm. That's a good point. Ok, I'll take the abortion, too."

GlitterRock
"I learned this little move from Gedde Watanabe. It's called 'Tongue-Ho.'" *GLOMP*

GlitterRock
"Why yes! I have babysitting references!"

GlitterRock
"Einstein, what precisely are your 'evil' qualifications to be in the Legion Of Doom?"
"I used to be Yahoo Serious."
"DAMN! Folks, looks like we got ourselves a new Vice President!"

cajunmagic
They're looking at the videotape of me showboating

TheDiva
And Commissioner Gordon never wondered why Alfred answered Batman's phone...

tinaw
*four taps*
*four taps*
*four taps*
*four taps*

JohnSteed
The smile he took all the way to the bank stuck.

SweetHeart666
"NOI'MNOTONCOCAINE!!!"

jackrouters
Oh so hideous. This is too horrible for words. What monster could have done such a thing.

jackrouters
He's dressed like an early 90s rapper.

TheDiva
Yeah, like he looked so friggin' normal with the flesh-colored paint on.

TheDiva
Wayne Enterprises must have a controlling interest in the skylight industry.

WaffleKing
HELP! A giant bat!
*SMACK*

Cyberbeast
And now it's time for another addition of Real vs. Reel.
Reel: *Batman swoops in, saves the girl, and escapes*
Real: "Damn it, my cowl slid over when I bent down, I can't see a thing!" *Joker shoots him in the face*

TheDiva
When does he put on that eyeblack stuff?