GlitterRock
"... midget."
"Oi!"
"I'm just' sayin! I mean even with the ears, you're only a few inches taller."

PrezGAR
Porkins Dies Again

AntiHero
Ah, the hand is out. That shows he's alive, and... breathing through his hand.

TheDiva
And yet, the cards are undamaged...

Zee
"JACK FROST SUCKED AND YOU SUCKED IN IT!"

gleeb
"Psst! Candlestick! Call me later, 'kay?"

GlitterRock
"You can light that candle later and drip wax on my breasts like in '9½ Weeks', 'kay?"
"Umm. Thanks, but if you'll just pass the salt I think I'll be alright."

GlitterRock
“Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night. Black. Terrible. I shall become ....
(looks around for inspiration, sees his dinner)
... SOUP-erman!"

GlitterRock
You'd two better finish that. You don't want this screengrab to end up in the Leftovers, do you?
*starts shoveling food in mouthes*

GlitterRock
"I swear by the 2008 season, they'd gotten so big they had to hide her behind hedges and doorways."
"We love hearing stories about how you and Gramma Julianna met, Grampa Cajun!"
"Did her once with one of the puppets. Yep. Won't say with one though. I'll leave that up to your own imaginations."

GlitterRock
.oO Mmmmmm Alfred's dreamy! I could really gough for a guy like him! Oo.

Zee
"Oooooh..... I would have to say........ Fuck."

KKDW
it's the surgery...OF EVIL

gleeb
"Parrot's sick again. Get the vet on the phone."

TheDiva
If it bleeds, it leads.

WaffleKing
Oh god, sometimes I wish I would no longer be famous and never act in a leading role ever again....

Indomitus
It was right at this moment that Batman decided to stop fighting crime and start fighting mime.

gleeb
Oh yeah, you don't want to get any water on your working clothes, Alfred. That stuff stains.