daupstart
DIED.

Continue? 9... 8...

gleeb
"M-Mister Luthor?"

TheDiva
"I'm Bruce Way--no, BATMAN! I'm definitely Batman, and not Gotham's most fabulously wealthy eligible bachelor..."

jackrouters
Charity auction for the Rich White Men Society. Because rich white men, as a minority, have been oppressed long enough.

Zee
"This reminds me of a funny anecdote. It seems that fine-ass bitch Princess Leia and I had been makin' sweet love for 9 hours. You heard me. Nine hours...straight. Now Gotham City is like a fine-ass bitch, and if elected, I promise to rock it's world and give it a Colt 45 of justice afterwards!"
*crowd cheers*

JohnSteed
In a couple movies, Joel Schumacher's going to show him some shit that'll turn him white.

GlitterRock
"If elected to Baron-Administrator, I promise a higher return on our tabanna gas exports, legalized Sabacc games -- and to put an end to the rampant Ugnaught sex-trade in Cloud City!"
"Yay!"

Zee
How can one man be so unlikable?

gleeb
"Oh, yeah! Well I wowed 'em in Shanghai! Great Wuhl of China, that's what they called me!"

YibbleGuy
Because We Give Photojournalists Cover
Bylines So Often Here At Time Magazine

And We Misspell Their First
Names So Often When We Do

GlitterRock
DANCE DANCE
REVOLUTION
pics by AlexGariepy

ChaosWolf1982
Secret identity? Who needs it? Bruce Wayne even puts bat-ears on his freaking house.

GlitterRock
NES CRACKDOWN ON SOME BOSSES?
*King Koopa swallows nervously*

Zee
"YES....*deep breath* ..."I'd like two *deep breath* SAUSAGE LOVERS pizzas..... and *deep breath* a dozen *deep breath* HOT WINGS... and *deep breath*... a STROMBOLI. THANK *deep breath* YOU." *hangs up phone* "Now we'll see who craps bigger than who!"

GlitterRock
I wonder if you pull back the head on that bust there'll be a button that opens the doors to the Crap-Bigger'n-You poles....

GlitterRock
(puts lit cigarette out on my head)
OWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Get out of Wayne Manor, Glitter."
How'd you know it was me??
"Bushes don't wear sequins."

jackrouters
I understand everything, except the phone cord.

gleeb
I dunno. I always though Gedde Watanabe would be the lead from Gung Ho who should play Batman.