Zee
Well, I was looking for some dignity, but I don't think I'll find it in this movie.

ElectraAlan
"Who do you have to screw to get out of this movie?"

AlexGariepy
"Lalala, I'm flolicking in little to nothing, lalala, going to sleep, lalala, nothing's gonna happen, lalalalalala..."

SweetHeart666
Batwoman Crime Fighting Nighties! For the wealthy vigilante in the mood!

GlitterRock
That's a pretty weak piece of Bat-lingerie! At least Adam West's teddy has little bat-symbols over the nipples....

Cyberbeast
"Let him go Lord Vader, you've made your point!"

RodRocket
Those Real Dolls are creepy. Hot, but creepy....

Halfreck
She's waiting for the monster to come and make her husband pay attention to her again.

YibbleGuy
The aliens had to warp time and space to get here, but the mission was urgent: NEIL DIAMOND MUST BE STOPPED!

YibbleGuy
From Here To Eternity ... starring Burt Lancaster, and The Biggest Fucking Cricket In The Universe.

TheLurker
Roger Moore and Michael Jackson? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheDiva
Actually, I think the one on the left is Tim Curry as Frank-n-Furter. Like that's any better.

outsdr
Roger Moore reflects on the Timothy Dalton 007 years...

TheDiva
Because Pisces don't do well in overly structured situations. Basic astrology there.

Indomitus
"The next, she's working as a dancer. And the next, she's a traffic cop. And then she's a welder by day and a dancer by night. It's just confusing, I tell ya."

SweetHeart666
One day...she's swinging in the Riviera. The next...she's laying in a Bombay alley.

GlitterRock
"Disco disco. Good good."

ElectraAlan
What happened to that cool black eyeshadow that Michael Keaton uses? C'mon, girl, you've got the make-up, use it, dammit!