BATMAN CAPTIONS
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AlexGariepy
Because he said 'Die!' you see...



Dita DuPave
"Or I'll kill you until you die from it!"



TheDiva
Oh yeah? Make me!
...Wait, that's probably not the best answer...



TheDiva
"Smithers, release the gillman..."



Zee
After Pee-Wee's Playhouse was cancelled, Magic Screen could only find work in cheap Mexican wrestling movies. Sad, really.



AlexGariepy
Duhhhh, okay! *opens, room gets flooded*



AlexGariepy
Woooooooo!



Zee
I don't trust the Stacy Keach dating service.



ElectraAlan
It used to be you could depend on a lake to put OUT a match, for cryin' out loud.



AlexGariepy
That the creature what? The creature wasn't interested anymore? What what?



Diana Luna
"No I said that the creature's wang was bigger than yours! Don't put words in my mouth!"



GlitterRock
"Yes? What are you thinking, Batwoman?"
"... ... ... Sorry. I starting thinking about puppies and got sidetracked."



AlexGariepy
Pocket lint?



Zee
Exploding pocket lint.



GlitterRock
"Then I shall put THIS into the butt of that woman!" *unzippp*
"Master! Must you always be so dirty?"



AlexGariepy
Well, this IS a B-movie, after all...


GlitterRock
"My revenge will be all the sweeter. And it will be a deadly vengeance. It will be the deadly vengeance ...of deadly revenge!"


TheDiva
Yeah yeah, terrible vengeance, world domination...do mad geniuses all work from the same script?





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