TheDiva
Isn't that Gwen Stefani's album?

TheSpaceToast
Bill Cosby and Wayne Brady stepped onto the transporter, and only one stepped off.

JMShearer
"Can you guys tell me what ever happened to 'Da Mr. No-Nose Show'?"

JMShearer
*Garibaldi drops from the picture to reveal the next scene*

Dita DuPave
o/` Steve the Astronaut...la, la, la...wondering why he's not the Steve that marrying Diva...la, la, la....o/`

GlitterRock
Next on NYPD Blue, Det. Medavoy's strangest case yet!

Indomitus

"Yes, Susan, it's very festive. Now take it down."

MrfnordTim
[monotone:] "So come on down to Crazy Larry's Used Sign and Symbol Emporium. Our prices are so low, they're insane. And I am not possessed by an alien mind parasite."

GlitterRock
Spirogyra: "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Cyberbeast
It's nice to see that Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show is getting more acting work.

GlitterRock
Waitaminute... I know her. It's Dead Shiela from Nightmare on Elm Street 4: Dream Master!

GlitterRock
"They say that a crew is only as good as its commander. So take pride that you are the most marginally adequate crew in all of Earthforce!"

GlitterRock
Alex Borstein *IS* Draco Malfoy!

Cyberbeast
He's got George W. Bush's confused face. Which, oddly enough, is the exact same face your dog makes when you put him on the phone.

DarkestPerk
Be careful with that, you could make the Skylons wonkie...

TheSpaceToast
I don't even believe in emoticons, but I believe there should be a special one for this.

Shadarus
I was in photoshop and mid-crop/rotate when I realized that my emoticon-in-progress couldn't decide if it looked more like camel-toe or a set of REALLY lopsided breasts crammed into a little black dress...

I suddenly lost my will to go on...

Indomitus
Some Photoshops just aren't worth the price of your soul, Shad.