DarkestPerk
Hair Today.
Gone Tomorrow.

JMShearer
"So, Star Trek, huh?"
"I hear it's a good opportunity if you know how to play the system right."

Gore Slickened Gonads
Balki Bartokomous...IN SPACE!!

Gore Slickened Gonads
If They Mated: George W. Bush and Scott Bakula

TheSpaceToast
.oO(I had him! I HAD Space Toast... And I let him slip away to that Cardellini bitch!)

JMShearer
"I'm just looking for my cousin Zoidberg. He came this way, maybe?"

gleeb
"You humans and your liquids. Long ago, we learned the superiority of the Colored Solids of Science!"

enigk
"...and in the black corner. Hailing from Minbar...weighing in at two hun-dred and forty-eight pounds...Nay...'Bone Crusher'...ROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!"

ChaosWolf1982
*checks readings*
Holy fruitbats! I'm picking up a minimum of almost 750 milliShats per second of smarm here!
EVACUATE THE SCREENGRAB!

ChaosWolf1982
She's looking at him the same way a python does a hamster.

Gore Slickened Gonads
"What's wrong with interplanetary bootblacking? I like it very much!"

JMShearer
"Thank you for everything, Wise Old Smarm Tree!"
"Any time, child. Glad to be of assistance."

gleeb
"Hey, let's get *beep*ed up and *beep* in my cart."

DarkestPerk
"You're the only thing aboard this ship that understands a cold heart can glow with a warming light if only there is electricity in the air."

DarkestPerk
Finest Graphical Weapons Effects a Commodore 64 could generate

DarkestPerk
Special Guest Star: Space 1999's left over Christmas Tree Lights

DarkestPerk
This is the face that the Minbari will follow for a 1000 years...

DarkestPerk
Pleased to the bone.