TheDiva
Title by the Department of Redundancy Department, Titles Division

Cyberbeast
"But when will my widow's peak be as powerful as yours, Master?"
"Patience young padawan, patience."

GlitterRock
"Ooook... ooooooook....." (starts fondling his genitals)
"No! Bad! What did I tell you?? Bad!" (sprays him with seltzer-bottle)

GlitterRock
"Do any of them look familiar?"
"YES!! The one on the left! That's the ass that mooned me!"

GlitterRock
(flip--- WAHHHHHHWAHHHHHWAHHHHHWAHHHHWAHH)
"Londo, that was the fire alarm!!"
"Who cares? I have diplomatic-immunity, yes?"

AlexGariepy
"I shall make him my human friend, yes? Quick, get a picture of me and my human friend."

HowlingMadShad
Anagram for Dark Tom O' Bewbee

PrezGAR
o/` Mr Morden is the subject of the sentence,
And what the predicate says, he does. o/`

AlexGariepy
Ah, there's Morden's mistake with the Minbari. He was interrupting Delenn's evil pyramid scheme.

GlitterRock
All the Drazi Ambassador really wanted was someone to change that blown-lightbulb......

GlitterRock
o/` My Shadow's the only one that walks beside me... o/`

AlexGariepy
And then she never gets the symbol again. Must've been a one-time stinging.

TheDiva
Bloody Hell, what's the Hanso Foundation done to Rousseau?

YibbleGuy
"Ensign Wesley Meadow Soprano Crusher reporting for duty, Captain."

Cyberbeast
"Psst. Wanna buy some cryptic pseudo-wisdom? First one's free."

AlexGariepy
*silly noises* "Where does someone get some telepathic love around here? I had SUCH a ball the first week here, woo!"

daupstart
[stops, looks around]
[funny noises] " 'The fuk I'm at?......." [/funny noises]

daupstart
"Fo', Five, Six, muhfukas! Pay a Centurian right here! Jeah!"