GlitTerrorRock
Kosh wants his MTV!

JMShearer
"I have a plan to take over the world. It is a big plan, and it will be successfull, because I will use it to take over the world. And once I have taken over the world, I will tell them all about my grandiose plan. And once they know of my big, successful plan for taking over the world, I will tell them that they are ruled by Mojo Jojo!"

GlitTerrorRock
"... and we're going to Centauri Prime! And we're going to Za'Ha'Dum! And we're going to Minbar! And Proxima 3! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C.! AAAAUGHAAAAAEEEWAAAA!"

JMShearer
Must have just fragged Sinclair.

GlitTerrorRock
I think she's remembering how great her ass looked in that dress from "The Hidden."

daupstart
"Ah'll use mah pimplepathy to contact mah be-autches! ah-HEH!"

gleeb
"Honey, trust me. Shoulderpads are out."

daupstart
[funny noises] "Lady, I am SO not War Of The Worlds, okay?!" [/funny noises]
"Yeah but you--"
[funny noises] "OKAY?!" [/funny noises]
"Damn, okay!"
[funny noises] "Okay." [/funny noises]
"God."
[funny noises] "Sheesh." [/funny noises]
"Damn."

GlitterRock
Apparently Kosh's diplomatic immunity means he can stare at bewbies all he wants.

TheSpaceToast
MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE GLAM IS SPREAD TO FURTHER ATOMIC AGE SPECIES

gleeb
WANTED FOR: INCITING RIOTS, GENOCIDE, SENDING LIVE KITTENS THROUGH THE MAIL.

Indomitus
Stafford plague? She destroyed an entire planet by setting loose Jim Stafford among them? My god, that IS an attrocity!

echostation
"So if WE have to poop real bad, do we say 'I have a HUMAN head popping out'?"

daupstart
"Hmm. Tart."
"HOLY!! Ivanova, you just didn't DRINK that, did you?"
"Yeah, just a little swig to tell the acidity. Why?"
".......................................... nothing."
[Dr. Franklin slowly starts backing away]

eber3
Shoots a cloud of ink and runs away.

gleeb
"I was just studying your ancient dentistry. I'd hate to be caught out someday."

daupstart
"... And one other thing to remember. Always, I mean ALWAYS give a Minbari prostitute a tip. Or she WILL take a tip from you... right off the stem if you know what I mean."
"Ouch. In that case, you got an extra 20 bucks I can borrow?"
"Ah.... no. But if you compliment her head coral, she may go easy on the base price."

Sidesk
And you expect me to take this shit seriously?