Cyberbeast
"My fingers always smell like Cheetos. It is my gift. It is also my curse."

JMShearer
Ah yes, she's just discovered her plot point that won't have much to do with anything after this.

GlitterRock
"Bless us, oh Psi-Jesus."

GlitterRock
Diarrhea is like a hole in your mind, raging inside you....

YingYang
Instead of making a blowjob joke like I should, I just think O'Hare should remember: He was so awful the producers hired Bruce Boxleitner of all people to boost ratings...

GlitterRock
She's sort of like a season-23 Nicola Bryant, except with less body.
"Are you talking about her hair, Glitter, or her boobs?"
Yes.

GlitterRock
"You sad Muggle bastards..."

Indomitus
"I wouldn't move if I were you, lady. He looks a might twitchy, and that pogo stick's pointin' right at your head."

daupstart
They're using his head to keep the pool table steady.

TheMaskedDiva
They're marking her down 30%! The fiends!

GlitTerrorRock
The smug expression of a man who's seen both Emma Samms and Finola Hughes naked.

cajunmagic
Memoirs of a Geisha Tarantino.

GlitTerrorRock
Special Guest Appearance: Gerrit "I Won't Turn Down ANY Role! Really! Dare Me!" Graham

Zee
C.H.U.D. II: Bud The Chud is different than I remembered.

gleeb
*gobble, gobble*

daupstart
oO(................... This muhfuka done took back my card......)Oo

echostation
"Sheridan to Maintenance, restroom #327 is short one urinal cake."
"Copy that, Captain. A team is on the way."

Shadarus
A black van with stripes bursts into the restroom, B.A. Baracus at the wheel. Hannibal shouts 'GO' and Howling Mad Murdock leaps from the van with a urinal cake!
The A Team to the rescue!!!