GlitterRock
"All I vanted before I die vas a grandson, Susanka!"
"Dad, I keep telling you: I'm gay!"
"... ... .... .... ho-kay, how about a grandDAUGHTER, then?"

GlitTerrorRock
"I..I shouldn't. Talia would be jealous."
"Jealous? Sugar, didn't I tell you this was a threesome?"

YibbleGuy
"Don't act so smug, Stevie Ray. I've heard all your riffs before ... on old Hendrix albums."

eber3
The evolution of peel and eat shrimp.

gleeb
"Grab a brew; don't cost nothin', yes?"

RodRocket
"Remember how the puppets on 'Thunderbirds' used to walk funny, like this?"

GlitTerrorRock
When Ivanova walks like a dinosaur, it's the "lickalotapus!"

GlitTerrorRock
"Caption This, Cap-Page Board, Cap'n Crunch. I've lived through 'em all."

THE RED X
This has to be the strangest episode of "The Wonder Years" that I've ever seen.

AlexGariepy
"Mmmmm boy, I'll have those liver and onions, please!"

TheDiva
"Yes, I killed Yvette. I hated her soooo much..."

GlitterRock
"You're not going to work today?"
"I called in."
"What was your excuse?"
"Bad hair day."
"Whaaat?? That's crazy! Bad hair isn't an excuse not to go to work."
(motioning) "I think *this* qualifies!"

AlexGariepy
"Beer Masks? Sweet!"

ChaosWolf1982
Hmm... flatten out that head a bit, and she'd have a perfect place to set your drink while she's {THE REST OF THIS CAPTION CENSORED BY NETNANNY}

TheSpaceToast
I just want to pat his little head with a rake.

Sidesk
What's Robbie Rotten's disguise in aid of this time, I wonder?

GlitterRock
Shirt all askew, face mangled ... what happened to Charlie Brown on the right???

daupstart
"What.... are your wishezzzzzzz?!"