YingYang
"Ya'll just simma dow nah!"

GlitterRock
"I got the Sheridan/Delenn honeymoon on my eye-cam, iffn anyone wants to see."

GlitterRock
"Even my penis is dreamy! Hell.... *I'd* suck me off!"

Lyme
I'm so Jedi it hurts.

Dr_Manhattan
And behind him, the Triffids closed in...

Frito_Baggins
Didn't I specifically ask we have no Alien Freaks in our crew, Debbie?

PrezGAR
We have powerful friends, you're going to regret this, Jabba.

GlitterRock
"By the way, kid. I used to be considered dreamy myself when I was young. Here's a word of advice: moisturize. Trust me."

Lyme
"And this is the hot chicks room!"

Lyme
"OOOO! Look! I found a shiny!"

Dr_Manhattan
'Now when you hold this, it's recommended you look impressed and go OOOOOOOO.'

GlitterRock
"That's the handsomest Hot Pocket I've ever seen!"
"Sir, that's just your reflection in the microwave screen."

potnoodle
"They are using a bounty hunter called Jango Fett to create a clone army for the republic."

GlitterRock
"Considering we're facing overwhelming odds, I think we should all take a moment to realize just how damn beautiful I really am. There... feeling better now?"

potnoodle
I shall personally investigate who it was who stole your jelly doughnut.