GlitterRock
Yes, as far as Moores go, Julianne STILL has more female Cappers with crushes on her than Roger does.
Coakley
Darn it, now I'm picturing Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey in the delivery room. I don't even watch Newlyweds! What's wrong with me?
TheDiva
.oO(Crap, they seated me next to Big Bird...)
JurassicPork
Duct tape vs eyebrows: Never a contest.
TheDiva
Notice how film directors would rather spend a lot of extra time and money making a gorgeous actress look normal, instead of, you know, hiring a normal-looking woman in the first place.
Agent_Moldy
Somewhere, Megan from Wake up, Wakefield's head is exploding.
TheDiva
Whoa, Charlize, eat something! You're gettin' to look like Gollum with a tan...
JohnSteed
And my Charlize Theron Sim gets -20 affection points towards my Adrian Brody Sim (is a year between jokes too long to be considered a running gag?).
ArkhamGuard
Like hell you're gettin' any this time!
Agent_Moldy
"Back off, Honker."
JurassicPork
Now you can melt down the gold-plated little prick and make braces out of them.
GlitterRock
Grace Lee Whitney sits in the audience, sobbing, "No one wants to look at my pretty legs......"
LauraPowers85
You could spend thousands of dollars on this Nicole Kidman love doll, or you could just spraypaint some twigs white and have sex with them.
Agent_Moldy
*And the winner is...Sean Penn!*
"F*ck."
gleeb
.oO On my deathbed, I will achieve total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me. Which is nice. Oo.