elKapitan
AAARRRRGGHH!! MY EYES!!!!!
ElectraAlan
"Look, for the last time, kid, it's athlete's foot! There is no 'spider-sense.'"
GlitterRock
"Fer gawd's sake, son, put on some clothes! Ah can see yer Seabiscuit as bright as day!"
RodRocket
"Me? Political? Tonight? P'shaw! I'm just here to pick up my award and to brag about what a hot piece of MILF I'm hooked up with!"
Agent_Moldy
"Hurry it up, would ya, Sofia? The twins are aching to get out."
meqal
NOW MOVE YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF MY GUEST HOUSE , SOPHIE!!!!!!!
GlitterRock
"HEY SOFIA! HIRE ME! I NEED TO BUY MY COMIC COLLECTION BACK!"
JohnSteed
YOU'VE GOT LIGHTS, YOU'VE GOT CAMERAS...... BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!"
TheDiva
Yes, who can forget Sofia's memorable acceptance speech: "DER!"
Agent_Moldy
"I'd just like to thank my muse, Bill Murray. Scarlett Johanssen? You can suck it, bitch."
ArkhamGuard
Is Liv molesting some hobo?
meqal
I would just like to say to Harry Knowles. PLEASE STOP KISSING MY ASS YOU GOOFY MUTHERF**KER!!!!!
JohnSteed
"Og thank Academy. Og work hard."
Agent_Moldy
"...and New Zealand? You owe me. Big time."
TheDiva
The "thanking everybody in New Zealand" bit seems kind of exaggerated, until you actually sit through the "Return of the King" credits...