Coakley
Hey, where's the homo-eroticism I've heard so much about?

GlitTerrorRock
"My award is this crappy Spike-TV logo? This sucks! Still though, could be worse... I could be Jennifer Carpenter."
"Who?"
"Exactly."

cajunmagic
That's not Troughton! I oughta beat your ass, screengrab!

GlitTerrorRock
Seriously? America, read a damn book.

GlitTerrorRock
"Hath not a Hill eyes? Hath not a Hill hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?"

Coakley
Funny, I had "murdered by ninja hookers" in the deathpool.

Cyberbeast
If They Mated: John Lithgow and Brent Spiner

Coakley
Hey, where's the homo-eroticism I've heard so much about?

Indomitus
*waves a 20 in the air*
ME NEXT!

cajunmagic
"Did you see Jennifer Carpenter's hosting? I mean, a-huh-huh, who the fuck is Jennifer Carpenter?"

Cyberbeast
"This is where my vagina lives!"

Indomitus
So... the fish, then.

Coakley
... Boobies! Uh, I mean, some other clever comment.

GlitTerrorRock
"Ahem, Coakley? I didn't dress like this to hear 'clever comments'. The twins like attention, too."

AlexGariepy
"I have no idea who I am, either! Oh wait, now I know, I was on that White Chicks movie everyone didn't see!"

cajunmagic
Dammit. I thought for sure she'd win for playing "Hysterical Student" in "D.E.B.S.".

Zee
"BUT I'M JOHN CARPENTER'S DAUGHTER!"
*Scream Awards Bouncers pause*
"... Really?"
". . . . . . . . . . No."
*Bouncers throw her out back door into garbage-strewn alley*

GlitTerrorRock
"Did someone ask for 'homo-eroticism'!?"