jackrouters
But Plenty of Guilt Scheduled By 6.

ithurtswhenidothat
Back in my day they would have called us in early to beat the snow.. Kids these days got it easy.

ithurtswhenidothat
COOL, I am going back to bed.

jackrouters
Uh...hi.

Glitter, you're not installing an AI, are you?

GlitterRock
Not the first time Ellen's strapped something on, I'm sure.

ChaosWolf1982
Jeez, even I could fill out a bra better than those two!

....er, not that I've tried, or anything.

AlexGariepy
Looks like Koei redid Huang Zhong's character model.

Mattteus
pleasebabypleasebabybabypleasebabyplease...

YibbleGuy
"I accept this award not just for myself, but for *all* the people of Transvestia ...."

TheDiva
All I can do is copy myself from the Oscar chat:
Why is it that the costume design nominees always have the worst outfits?

GlitterRock
First Ellen is dressed like Jon Pertwee, now here's a Paul McGann costume. The Oscars are just one big cosplay!

jackrouters
"The Lord Ron Hubbard has given me my youth back. Praise be."

GlitterRock
"Who the fuck just said 'praise Xenu?'"

Indomitus
Oh, he may be happy now, but someday he'll have to settle his debts with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just you wait and see.

Dita DuPave
"Matt, you're Gleeb, you make simple, yet extremely funny comments."

Coakley
"Tee-hee, I wonder how many other actors from Starship Troopers got in tonight? Although I think I saw Patrick Muldoon as a seat-filler."

GlitterRock
"Heh heh heh, that Ellen. What a hoot."
"Open your shirt. I can't see."
"Shhh!"
"The only reason I agreed to come is because you said my favorite actor in the whole world would be here. The luscious Dennis Quaid!"
"Pipe it down, Kuato! People are starting to stare!"
"Quuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaiiiiiidddddd!"

jackrouters
Tonight, Jerry's neighbor files a lawsuit...with wacky consequences!
*bass line, pop pop pop*