GlitterRock
*baby plops out of the second-one-from-the-right*

GlitterRock
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could perform an Oscars' dance routine!"

Dita DuPave
March of the Water Retaining Penguins

Shockeye2006
But I love emitting carbon, almost as much as I love emitting methane.

cajunmagic
o/ "Fat guy sittin' onstage at a piano
Thinks he's gonna win an Oscar but no
Tom Hanks is gettin' out of his chair
He really looks like a woman now
Tom Hanks is comin' towards the stage
He takes one step
One step
One step
Now he stops to talk to Nicole Kidman
Complimenting her on her outfit
Now he's turning around
He's lookin' at ol' Randy
Tom Hanks is up onstage
He's got ol' Randy in a chokehold
He's beatin' the crap out of ol' Randy..." o/

jackrouters
Yikes, Kate Capshaw's been drinking from the wrong Grail!!

Shockeye2006
Let's hear it for the section that doesn't give a shit!

tinaw
You know, I understand the whole "getting with a guy who isn't all that good-looking, but at least he's rich" thing, but I'm sorry, Forest Whitaker doesn't have enough money for me to sleep with him. How the hell does this woman do it?

gleeb
His performance of "Bess, you is my woman now," brought down the house.

gleeb
Mo' money! Mo' fun! Moville!

gleeb
"The amount of snow you get up here at the Outlook, and it's just a two-hour delay? You people are hard core!"

Mattteus
She's Telemundo-ing

Indomitus
But the Non-Consolidated Aliens get the whole day off! It's not fair!

gleeb
"Look, if you think I'm going to put up with these little rug rats for an extra two hours, you're wrong! Open the damn school!"

GlitterRock
"Deathtrap." (hands up phone)
"Who was that, Michael?"
"Oh, just a Capper with a question."
"About which movie this clip is from?"
"No. They were asking what watching the 2007 Oscars was actually like."

TheDiva
...get to have the whole day off, the lucky sods.

GlitterRock
"Get on over here, ya little fool!"

Mattteus
Late start? What gives? It's gorgeous out!