GlitterRock
o/` We're singin' the ....
.... ain't gonna...
... never gonna...
... no way in hell we're gonna ...
... be in the Leftovers-sss RAG! o/`

TheDiva
o/...I got the wins, ya see, the name is Scorsese, the guy's deserved an Oscar since eighty-three! Can do, can do, this guy says Marty can do...o/

jackrouters
"If not for mah derby bein' cancelled, I wouldn't even be here, bitch!"

GlitterRock
"Sorry, but my mommy says iffn we get married, you have to change your name to 'Abigail Pinkett-Smith'."

jackrouters
"I just wanted to say, it's about damn time. I mean, Stephen King admitted I actually scared him in Wait Until Dark. That's pretty badass, however you slice it."

TheDiva
"And thank you to Eddie Murphy, who made 'Norbit' and increased my chances..."

Shockeye2006
"And da muthafukin' winner is..."

Gray Zombie
Dear Jaden,
Thank you for your application for Junior Henchdude Position. Unfortunately, all positions are filled. So sad, too bad, bye bye
Sincerely,
GlitterRock
PS, Please tell your dad that "Independence Day" and "Wild Wild West" sucked big green donkey balls.

GlitterRock
Is that Martin Short in a DRESS over Penelope's shoulder?

TheDiva
Pan down, I wanna see his goat hooves!

GlitterRock
Ah, she got the $1.99 "Cut Your Own Hair With A Butcher Knife" styling at Insanecutters!

cajunmagic
oO (Damn school closing. All those kids gonna be coming to Daddy Day Care now.)

gleeb
.oO Lawton-Bronson cancelled. Excellent, my weather control plan's all falling into place… Oo.

gleeb
After a number of military reversals, Sethi finds himself Pharaoh of a cheap hotel room. "Turn down the air conditioner! So let it be written, so let it be done!"

GlitterRock
o/` Little Priest.... there's an announcement about Little Priest... o/`
"Will there be a late start?"
o/` Oh, two hours ... at least.... o/`

GodoHell
"OK! OK! I won't show up for school until 10!"

The Seer
"I'm too young for this shit!"

TheDiva
Due to the Rapture, the following schools will be closed tomorrow...