gleeb
"AW YEAH! I can see Helen Mirren's cleavage!"

GlitterRock
Damn. It's like Allison Mack with Down's Syndrome!

jackrouters
And that was the day he was going to address the student body on the career advantages of being able to drink Rich Burton under the table.

The Seer
Well, I guess there was somebody in the audience that found Ellen DeGeneres funny.

TheDiva
Why are the religious schools always the first ones to shut down? I swear, there'll be like a dusting on the ground and the news will be announcing closings at St. Mary's and Holy Trinity and all those places. Is there something in the Catholic tradition that says God frowns upon education if it's below 32F or something?

SweetHeart666
Why does Daniel Craig have an "Oh, Shit!" look on his face?

GlitterRock
"Oh that's beautiful, Crow. Shakespeare?"
"No, Burma Shave."

gleeb
"I hope you all enjoyed my genitals in Love is the Devil. Because if I have any say in it, you'll be seeing more of them."

GlitterRock
"Hey Chandleshoe? Go to the lobby an' get me a cannoli."
"Mr. Coppola for the last time, they don't have a refreshment stand like at the movies."
"... ... And get me a Chocolate Fresca too, Starling. Snap snap, hokay?"

GlitterRock
Wow. What's it say about the level of your program when G Gordon Libby and Emme turn out to be the most exciting part of the show?

GlitterRock
"Earlier this week, I was fortunate enough to present the award for -- "
"Ahem, excuse me? I'm the one in the present-day, you're the one in the past."
"Nuh uh! I remember being there!"
"Liar. Ok, what did I have for breakfast today, Miss I'm-From-The-Future?"
"Fruity Pebbles."
"Ha, wrong! I didn't have breakfast today! Which you would've remembered if you were really the one from the future!"
"DAMN! Foiled again!"

jackrouters
o/` "Believe it or not...I once walked on air. I never felt so...free...hee....hee...*sobs*"

kilroy105
Slim Goodbody fully clothed? BLASPHEMY!!!

GlitterRock
"ohshitGlitter'sseenme!"
*POW!*

TheDiva
"Oh yeah, da Queen's gettin' jiggy wi' it!"

JohnSteed
"Give me that extra Oscar or I shall summon my bees to destroy you."

Zee
Jaden Smith is NOT ORANGE COUNTY CHRISSSSTIIIIIAAAAAAAN!!!!

RodRocket
"Like the suit? Yeah... Shirley Jones was having a yard sale...."