AgentMoldy
So, with that beret, does that make him Dr. Jean?

Dante83
Uh huh.

And now, L'il Kim's tits!

gleeb
"Are you Richard Burton?"
"No, I'm Peter O'Toole."
"Then you're the finest man who ever breathed!"

GlitterRock
"I'm a lover of a lady's ta-tas. Peter Finch and I once stormed a monastery to get at a nun's ta-tas."
"Monasteries don't have nuns, they have monks."
"There was no turning back. The die was cast!"

PrezGAR
"If I'm buried anywhere near Richard Harris, I'll come back and haunt the Kodak Theater every Oscar night."

gleeb
Oh, please. If he and Harris are buried anywhere near one another, they'll haunt every establishment licensed to sell spirits in a 50-mile radius, just like when they were alive.

Or sell to spirits, anyway.

jackrouters
"A movie about aliens, monsters AND Jews?! Sign me up!"

PrezGAR
Jamie, put the beret back on.

Shockeye2006
"We'd just like to know where Ying Yang has been. We need him for a patern--- we just need him, ok?"

RodRocket
"Why you ask about Jeff Altman? Who Jeff Altman? Go away!"

gleeb
"And if I don't win, I'll just come back next year with even larger, more intimidating glasses!"

TheDiva
"Ya'll didn't see 'Norbit,' right?....You did? Fuck."

TheDiva
Ben from "Lost" got OLD!

TheDiva
And they're all thinking, "Oh shit, it's going to be one of THOSE years..."

GlitterRock
Chances of a Code Blue in that seating area: 92%

GlitterRock
(Nicholson leans in from her right)
"So Abby? Is there grass on the green? Because I've got my club on me, and we could play a quick nine holes after this thing's all over with."

TheDiva
"Not only am I up for an Oscar, I get to go into school late tomorrow! Awesome!"

AlexGariepy
NO BREAKFAST FOR YOU!