gleeb
It's Liszt, and he's dead.

DarkestPerk
"Sorry, I had a load in my throat"

GlitterRock
o/` I'm not Mary Kate.
And I'm not Ashley
My name is Kelly.
... ... ... ... I think. o/`

jackrouters
"I bloody told you. I've not bloody rocked since 1971 and I'm not about to bloody start now!"

AgentMoldy
"Yoko, we hated you then, we hate you now. Get used to it, bitch."

TheDiva
These guys can't even count to four in Spanish, should we trust them on this?

TheDiva
"Once again, I'm gay. Thank you very much."

GlitterRock
"Remember to watch my breasts every Friday night on 'Ghost Whisperer' on CBS. Next season, they'll be listed as Associate Producers!"

AgentMoldy
How is she able stand upright with all that weight upstairs? The hair...the boobs... she must have legs the size of Texas.

TheDiva
She's getting some good mileage out of that Halloween wig...

NurseNoir
Indeed, Diva! Her forehead must be freakishly hideous: I wish she'd push back those bangs just once so we'd know for sure.

GlitterRock
*pulls off wig, throws it to the floor, sobbing*

"Are you happy now, Nursey?? ARE YOU!!"

*rushes offstage*

jackrouters
For tanned white chicks who pretend to be black everywhere, thank you!

cajunmagic
Wow. They were both on Kids, Incorporated and now look how far they've come. Fergie getting a Grammy and Love asking for Fergie's autograph.

Dita DuPave
Hope she didn't wet herself this time.

SweetHeart666
"Me and my 80s throwback cascade thank you!"

TheDiva
"Call Miss Cleo now! I answer all yer questions!"

Granamyr1
Honey, you're supposed to sing, not give the mike a blow job.