Zee
What the- Gwen Stefani... WITH BOOBS? DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

cajunmagic
I'm more intrigued by the thought of Gavin Rossdale with a woman. Must've been a seating mix-up.

RodRocket
A good name for another Capping website.

ithurtswhenidothat
YUCK.... Is that a tube dress?

RodRocket
Daisy Fuentes wows the audience with her Barbra Streisand impression!

Indomitus
I'd rather see her do her Annie Sprinkle impression.

DarkestPerk
Sweety, you've got a guy on your left and a guy on your right.
if you don't want to be lonely...stop running.

LadyLoxley
Yep, got my pointer in And her mouth's not even open all the way!

GlitterRock
Pfft, like Loxley's is the first pointer she's ever had in her mouth before.

ithurtswhenidothat
Well, I think it was around 1984, maybe 85.. when my giant ego swelled my head to the point that I changed my name from Paul Hewson to Bono.

cajunmagic
Oh, good. I always wanted to chat with him.
Yeah, Pau--uh, Bono? I was wondering, could you please cut it out with the whole moan-singing thing? Frankly, it's not sexy and you're scaring small children and puppies. Thanks.

TheLurker
Uh, Bono, I have something to say... for one thing, you're looking more and more like Robin Williams every year and it's creeping me out. Get a new hairstyle or something, please?

Also, I'm going to repeat the sentiments of many and say: "Quit whining and make another Joshua Tree, bitch".

Oh, and Negativland still pwned your asses.

RodRocket
And looking very relaxed, Sir Alec Guinness on bass....

GlitterRock
"Oh. And as part of my agreement with Satan, I'm legally bound to remind you to watch the season premiere of American Idol January 16th on FOX."

DarkestPerk
I am not the 3rd Olsen triplet!!

GizM
Somewhere, Negativland is plotting.

Indomitus
A hybrid of Vicki Steubing and Carol Seaver? This, folks, is why genetic engineering is a bad thing.

cajunmagic
Did Vicki from Small Wonder die?