GlitterRock
Dian Fossey is crying in Heaven right now.

TheDiva
The Grammys....ON ICE!

Indomitus
For a second there, I thought you said "Grannys."

cajunmagic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Celebrities_with_annoying_fake_accents

gleeb
I have a hard time believing they couldn't find a real singer.

TheDiva
Well, it IS the Grammy Awards, gleeb...

TheLurker
Let's give a round of applause to Noodle, the greatest virtual Japanese female guitarist!

... Why am I the only one clapping.

Knight of Bliss
o/' My name is Luca, I live on the drawing room floor. I live underneath your chair, yes I've seen up your skirt before. o/'

Zee
Computer animation can bring to life horrifying fantasies straight from the animator's feverish imagination. Like Madonna, here.

gleeb
A touching tribute to crowded buses.

TheDiva
A stirring tribute to erotic dance.

NurseNoir
A Tributary to the Upper Amazon!

DarkestPerk
Agnetha Faltskog??
Dear God In Heaven....Not Like This!!

GlitterRock
She... she's got GUMMY-LEGS!

jackrouters
So would you, if you've snapped them open as much as she has.

The Seer
Eric Forman's sister Laurie attempts a singing career.

tinaw
Behind Madonna -- PUMAT of Gary Dourdan, Jesse L. Martin and Lenny Kravitz. . . . . . . . . . Ok, well, it's not unspeakable, more like tinaw's nightly fantasy.

PrezGAR
I'm not sure it's legal to mix CSI and Law & Order.

GlitterRock
"I'd like to dedicate this song to the Man upstairs: Black Jesus."
"Thank you, My child."
*Madonna promptly pisses herself*

RodRocket
Madonna presents -- KABALAHCIZE!

Indomitus
And yet, they are not maroon, nor are there 5 of them. Why, why must you confuse me so?!?