elKapitan
*gets on knees and shakes fists in the air*
GOSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Gray Zombie
I thought John Barrowman was a Poor Man's Tom Cruise. Turns out that Tom Cruise is a Poor Man's Tom Cruise.

JohnSteed
Whad up, Holmes?

The Seer
"Well c'mon people! Let's give it up for my boobs."

elKapitan
"The Red Sox are still wicked awesome without ya, NOOOMMAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

The Seer
PUMAT between Robin Williams, Randy Quaid, and Karl Malden.

Sidesk
"Your name will also go on the list. What is it?"

elKapitan
It's always a plus when both your car AND your girl come with airbags.

TheDiva
I guess it was the year for horrible disasters...

(Still too soon? Aw man...)

TheDiva
.oO(All I have to do now is outlive Ringo.)

ithurtswhenidothat
Crap I will never be able to eat ribs again...

Zee
She stole Paula Abdul's cleavage!

Dita DuPave
*Dita unhooks her bra, tosses it to her*

tinaw
There's NO WAY you can convince me that she looked into a mirror at any point after that dress went on.

TheDiva
A woman who never has to say "My eyes are up here!"

Dante83
Lance Armstrong truly is a courageous man.

Knight of Bliss
I will NEVER use the phrase "I'd rather eat Crow" again!

Zee
Second Raitt.