Mattteus
Man, Beyonce's really tearing through the back-up singers tonight!

YibbleGuy
"... and, in closing, I'd like to say that all of us in this profession are offended by the way you idiots always give this award to the foriegn-iest movie in the bunch, regardless of the quality of the work. You guys once gave this award to 'Gandhi', for chrissake--how many fucking ways can you wrap a BEDSHEET around somebody?!?"

GlitterRock
o/` My name is Steven... how the hell are ya? o/`

Indomitus
They're retrospectivating the best retrospectives they've ever done.

TheLurker
Oh crap... it's the montage of SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SEEN A THOUSAND TIMES EVEN IF THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE FILMS FROM WHENCE THEY CAME.

LauraPowers85
*snore* Numba one in da world! *snore*

GlitterRock
"zzzzz... zzzzz.... your ass is mine, Bueller.... zzzzz...."

Zee
He's been dead for years, that's why he's always in the same seat. They just leave him there between ceremonies.

GlitterRock
"Tinaw! Mi bella! I'm-ah back to kiss-ah you face!"

GlitterRock
I'm guessing the reason the City was so Slick was because of a little K-Y...

RodRocket
Ziyi Zhang went the strangs of my heart.

echostation
"I'm standing in front of a giant nipple. echostation's bizarre fantasies have now been fulfilled."

AgentMoldy
Oh hey, Bai Ling! Wait, no, she's covered up. My mistake.

ChaosWolf1982
Couldn't be Bai Ling, Moldy. She doesn't have nipples the size of cow-teats.

JohnSteed
I think, as per echostation's post, Bai Ling's standing BEHIND her.

WaffleKing
And now back to the self-masturbatory means of blatant self-promotion. Live!

AlexGariepy
"Did you want to know how much it took to wrap this fabric around my chest?"

Indomitus
I'm more interested in how much it would take to unwrap it.