GlitterRock
Four immense hispanic boobs
... and only two of them are what I *want* to see!

YibbleGuy
At what point did Nicole Kidman cross over the border from "frighteningly pale" to "dangerously radioactive"?

RodRocket
Married to Mel Brooks. Proof: If you can make 'em laugh, you can make 'em breakfast.

GlitterRock
A rich chocolatey vortex is opening up behind John!
Mmm.... chocolatey vortex.....

YibbleGuy
If that vortex was created by Hollywood's recent output, Glitter ... I'm afraid it's not chocolate.

GlitterRock
Ack.
I thought it tasted rather "nutty," Yibble.

Indomitus
Here's to hoping some of the backstage SWAG includes a freakin' CHEESEBURGER!

echostation
"Breaker 1-9, is anybody there? C'mon back, truckers, and talk to Teddy Bear, y'all!"

Zee
"All I want for Christmas is an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"

JohnSteed
.oO(Rache Weisz..... Yahoo Map....... decisions....)

eber3
Why yes, I do have Blueberry stains all over my tits.

LauraPowers85
"Sorry, the sisters have something to say."

AlexGariepy
MAD S(----)Z HOTEL

WaffleKing
Wow. I haven't felt so unresonably motivated since the last I time I wanted to Eat at Joe's.

gleeb
"Look, the problems of a shamus and a cataloger don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world…"

gleeb
Knuckle tattoos. That's what Night of the Hunter had that Night of the Lepus didn't.

cajunmagic
So, Tim Curry and Julian McMahon created their own world?

LauraPowers85
...there's a penis that's not quite big enough.