Shadarus
Why is Tonto back there sucking his thumb???

Dita DuPave
Actually, he has a hankering for stew made from corn...onions...chilis...

LauraPowers85
Someone spilled a hot cup of coffee on his crotch and he can no longer grow large.

Shadarus
o/~ X-Men... saving the day...
X-Men... comin' your way... o/~

YibbleGuy
Coldplay's Chris Martin is justifiably afraid that Gwyneth Paltrow will divorce him if she ever gets a good look at his face.

Cyberbeast
Unless they're coming out of a wood chipper, I'm not interested.

gleeb
Another award for Isaac Asimov and the Foundationers!

GlitterRock
"Oww! Guysssss, you're supposed to throw the balls at the hole to win the prize, not my head."
"Sorry." (toss)
(BONK!) "Owwww! Guysssss!"

cajunmagic
Damned if I know who this guy is. Hell, I don't even think he knows who he is.

Mattteus
Another MySpace hook up.

LauraPowers85
Step 1) Buy a wig
Step 2) Raid your mothers sexy clothing drawer while she's out, and for one night, become the pretty girl your penis always denied you.

Indomitus
Like a map of Kansas wearing a leather bra.

Mattteus
They decided to pay tribute to both The Who and Dr. Who.

GlitterRock
Zombie-Jackie Burkhart wants brainsssssss! Oh, and new shoes.

AlexGariepy
Wait, is that a DeLorean? Oh crap, they have access to time-travel!

Mattteus
I saw a porn movie like this, several black men passing around one blonde chick

Dita DuPave
"Draw! No wait, I'm gay!"

eber3
Oh yeah, that's it.... pop that tit out a little more.