Mattteus
Like a cat in heat for the first time she just rubs herself against anything.

TheDiva
The love child of Bruce Willis and Simon Pegg?

cajunmagic
"Does anyone else feel like they have spiders all over their body? Anyone!?"

RodRocket
"OOH! Is that a video camera? Wanna fuck?"

AlexGariepy
Um, I'm sorry. WHAT video awards are this again?
Maybe there's a reason this is on MTV after all.

TheDiva
God, could you turn the slutty down for ONE SECOND, woman?

daupstart
"Gimme Your Lunch Money" cam.

Mattteus
Gently stroke the breast, letting the back of your fingernails lightly graze the nipple...

daupstart
Damn! Why can't I get any succubi with a cleavage?!
"Well, fuk you then, Upstart!" [disappears]
No, wait!!...

TheDiva
Somehow, I don't think God needs you to advertise.

Indomitus
Boy, it's a good thing God has P-Dangly here to tell us these things, otherwise the word would never get out.

GlitterRock
"Y'all not reading properly: GOO is the greatest!"

Mattteus
Can I choose life instead?

Mattteus
Here to accept this award for Green Day, Ralph Fiennes.

SweetHeart666
*instinctively licks the tip*

TheDiva
*rubs breasts up and down mike*

gleeb
But that's Capitán Puertorriqueño! His powers are super-strength, super rum-distillation, and having an arm growing out of the back of his head.

Cyberbeast
PUMAT: The guy from Time Chasers, Grampa Al Lewis, and Lorne from Angel.