Halfreck
Wolverine: The story of one man trying to control his animalistic rage while singing on broadway!

daupstart
"Okay, we admit it- we're not really brothers, we're lovers."
"What can I say- I dig guys who can do yo-yo tricks that involve giant engorged cocks!"

WaffleKing
Alternate title:
"Gay gay man is very gay."

Zee
This seems like the perfect time to mention that I fucking hate Jeremy Piven.

cajunmagic
That cleavage is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

ChaosWolf1982
As in, you could fit whole bananas into it.

Sidesk
Over-Ray-ted.

cajunmagic
Wha--Billy Corgan? As I told Mama Cajun when I was a wee Cajun, "Do we have to eat this shit again?"

YibbleGuy
"Thank you for coming back from the dead to see me win my award, Biggie."

Cyberbeast
"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson, and I'd like to talk to you for a moment about how the Jews are responsible for everything."

LadyLoxley
(am I the only one who thinks he'll get over this bad patch?)

cajunmagic
(Hitler did. Of course, it took a cyanide capsule for him to do it.)

cajunmagic
Their original name was "Beyonce and These Other Bitches".

YibbleGuy
The Australian Sheepherder's Chorus refused to perform without their "WE FUCK SHEEP" sign.

YibbleGuy
"Rehearsal? Me? [snicker] Come on--how hard could it be to sing a Dolly Parton song?"

Sidesk
It's simple: all blackbirds are black birds - but not all black birds are blackbirds.

YibbleGuy
Coming soon ... from David Cronenberg ... a scientific experiment goes horribly wrong, and the DNA of Aerosmith's lead singer is accidentally combined with that of their lead guitarist ....

Yukon GARnelius
"Come on, Dakota. Xenu awaits his virgin bride."