TheLurker
Now is this vaguely lesbian, or just goofy?

Coakley
Little of column A, little of column B, Lurker.

GlitterRock
Um.... are Jennifer Connelly and Britney Spears gonna have an MTV Music Awards-moment?

TheDiva
Meanwhile, Doctor Octavius just enjoys the show.

GlitterRock
"Look mates, it was just the name of the musical. I can't help you with that whole bloody 'Dorothy's-age' thing."

elKapitan
I hope that's not the HBO Oz...

GlitterRock
"Diva honey, we're havin' a threesome tonight. You, me, an' Tony here!"

Indomitus
Make-up! Can we get someone to add some depth to her cleavage?... You know what, screw make-up. Call ILM.

Dita DuPave
Hey, War and Peace!

gleeb
Wow, they're really cracking down on long speeches.

GlitterRock
"Lurker, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack."

SweetHeart666
"And he'll make me BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFULLLL DUUUUEEEEEEETS!"

GlitterRock
"If I drop the other strap, can I read the acceptance speech I wrote in advance for getting Best Actress for 'Catwoman?'"

LauraPowers85
"I had my left leg removed so I could fit in this dress."

outsdr
Her lips say "Insert here", but her face says, "If you weren't already gay Outsdr, you would be now."