GlitterRock
To quote a classic cap from Enoch:
"Bitter spooge face."
JohnSteed
She's doing a ventriloquist act with her breasts! Not that I mind....
GlitterRock
This is actually pretty subtle by Spike-TV standards.
JohnSteed
DAMN THAT MULLET! It's making me lose focus!
GlitterRock
Dear God!
Between Pamela and Jenna, they actually make the videogame-women look proportionate!
Dita DuPave
Hope she doesn't turn around too fast or David will be knocked into a concussion.
GlitterRock
It's the return of Darth Breast from the "Barb Wire" gallery!
JohnSteed
Oh, this is Danté and Randal's Star Wars themed wedding at the Unitarian church!
elKapitan
"I will be unstoppable with the Raiders in Madden 2005."
klutzka
See? Vader was cool because he was evil and dark and... evil. Not because he had eye candy...
elKapitan
"Smell my crotch!"
"Oh GOD!!"
AntiHero
Wait a minute, that's not a lightsaber. It's a giant glass bottle!
JohnSteed
Looks like a LOT of nasty things are going to happen to Major Kira....
LauraPowers85
Now let's look into the "What if?" Machine:
What if Lance actually made it to space?
"We're hear today to mourn the tragic death of my bandmate Lance, who was accidentally expelled into space..."
TheLurker
"Wardrobe malfunction? Man, I can't believe you losers fell for that!"