RodRocket
"In our next stunt, we sent some junior high school boys to meet their 'guidance counselor..."

GlitterRock
**embarrassed** Oh geez....this is the honeymoon video that Miss Liberty and I did! C'mon guys...don't show this. We were in love! Well, till she fell asleep and I stole the video and anulled the marriage, but still...

Shandi
Oh my, those CAN'T be real - those are the phoniest NAILS I've ever seen!

Xigeous
(How does she watch TV?)

Torgone
K2 . . .Everest . . . .Cold, hard, forbidding . . . .

glenda124
Hey! It's a Smurf house!

RodRocket
"Betcha can't eat just one!"

GlitterRock
"Heehee.... if I eat a Hershey's before, I make chocolate milk!"

GlitterRock
Tom Arnold? Oops... sorry.... I saw a fat boob and just assumed...

Shandi
How to check for freshness, step ONE...

CapMidnight
"Which of these adjusts the horizontal?"

Xigeous
"Where do I put the quarter in..? Oh, there it goes!"

Torgone
She seems nice.

Xigeous
"Your husband's home! Quick! Hide between my legs!"

EnochF
She married Mr. Grant?!

GlitterRock
Don't you mean "Big Boob?"

GlitterRock
She was later replaced by Kelly Ripper.

EnochF
"Mommy, mommy, I made a picture of you in school today!"