HPHovercraft
"Sure, jump in, Ying. There's plenty of room."

GlitterRock
"Hi Mrs. Feffercorn, it's me Stev--"
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEDROOM YOU LITTLE SHIT!!"

The_Gray_Zombie
We now return to "That 70's Porn" already in progress

shanky
"Not now, Mommy's getting laid by Richard Simmons."

HPHovercraft
Hmmm, very firm, nice bouquet, I give them a 9.5.

GlitterRock
*squeak squeak squeeeeeeak*

GlitterRock
"It might help if you dropped the soap, hon."
"Syeah, right! I'm not THAT kind of girl, Ray!"

The_Gray_Zombie
The X-rated version of the classic "Here's Lucy" episode where Lucy and Viv get trapped in the shower.

144b
Get rid of soap scum with Boobie Scrub. With scrubbing boobies.

GlitterRock
o/~ .... attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.... his skin was pale and his eye was odd.... o/~

JAUSTRALIS!
FINALLY! After 47 bottles of 'Herbal Essences!!!!!!!!

The_Gray_Zombie
Then, just to spread his evil, GlitterRock turned the hot water off......

YingYang
That reminds me, I should go down in my basement...

Beedo
Yes, I know I am. After all, I'm the one who invented Kentucky Fried Children.

GlitterRock
.... by Faberge.