APRIL FOOL'S CAPTIONS
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YingYang
Now with more YingYang innuendo!



YingYang
Ya know. The one you've seen, but when you mention it to other people they're all like "What the shit are you talkin' about?"



HPHovercraft
Presents: "Scrabble and You"



HPHovercraft
Mexico, Germany, France, Burbank--Everybody talk about---Pop Musik!



HPHovercraft
This grab brought to you by the Church of Scientology, where we may take your soul and will to live, but we DON'T take American Express.



GlitterRock
"That's right. I did it."



HPHovercraft
Save some room for later, Augustus!



GlitterRock
.... and now Primate Theater will re-enact the famous Lee Harvey Osward/Jack Ruby shooting.



YingYang
Power-suited Lesbians and You!



G_IOU_Sex
He'll sing and dance. And he won't wear pants. *shudder again*



GlitterRock
"Daddy! YingYang is here to pick me up!"
"Just make sure he doesn't tickle your asshole like Arnold and Willis did."
Ying: "Oh Mr. Drummond, you dawg you!"



GlitterRock
"I'll take Vila Restal in the center square for the block."



Moatas
"...and if you're a Gemini like me, you can end up being a two-faced bitch."


KennyBoy
"Soon you'll be seeing a side of Richard Gere most people only DREAM of seeing, little fella."


GlitterRock
Linda Lovelace for the American Dental Council.





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