RodRocket
This one screengrab pretty much sums up Andy's entire film history.

gleeb
Wait, did a horse just explode?

Indomitus
Yeah. It was a Pinto and somebody rear-ended it.

WaffleKing
Most trucks can't withstand a 1-ton Al-Qaida suicide bomb attack. Can YOURS?
BUILT FORD TOUGH

gleeb
First a horse, now a bicycle blows up. Was Sidaris, on some level deeper than anyone looked, a parodist? Naah, he just liked having an excuse to go to Hawaii and hang around with Playboy models.

GlitterRock
"I want my two doll--*BOOOM!*--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh...."

Sidesk
"A-a-a-tchoo!"

gleeb
In his final absurdist statement, Sidaris has nothing explode.

RodRocket
"To ANDY!"