gleeb
Oh no, they mean to destroy the pearls!

Indomitus
Gun show's in town.

GodoHell
"D'you REALLY think they're out of proportion?!?"

GlitterRock
Shae: name of Celtic/Gaelic origin, meaning "Can't sleep on her stomach."

GlitterRock
*breasts start manically swiping away all the leaves and branches*
"Oooh! Julie, you didn't tell me you got the new silicone-machete implants!"

TheDiva
Wow, that woman must have some serious bruises on her lower ribs.

TheDiva
The Japanese islands have released their spores!

gleeb
ACTION TOPIARY!

GlitterRock
"Tonight on an all-new 'BattleBoobs'!"

GlitterRock
Man, how did her knees get all the way up there??

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Gerald Okamura
AKA: Rockin' Fu
PLAYED: Commando in Fit To Kill, Fu in The Dallas Connection, Day Of The Warrior, Return To Savage Beach
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Was also in VR Troopers and two incarnations of Power Rangers. Saban loves this guy as much as Sidaris did!

ChaosWolf1982
Hey! What are MALE nipples doing in a Sidaris film?

GodoHell
Neat! Built-in Floaties!

daupstart
The water's a bit chilly.

Indomitus
"The hand print? Oh, it's Indomitus's. I was wearing these pants yesterday."