gleeb
But what about my needs you ins-
*ratatatatat*
"Come up with something original!"

GlitterRock
After jogging around carrying those things, the recoil from the rifle should be a cinch

Mattteus
No tits ands- I mean IFS ands or... buts

Dita DuPave
Check out her guns, and the rifle too!

RodRocket
"That's it! I'm putting my foot down! NO MORE AUTOGRAPHED NIPPLE PRINT CARDS! Do you have any idea, I mean ANY idea how hard it is to get Bingo dauber ink out of an areola? Do you? DO YOU????"

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Christian Letelier
AKA: Vaguely David Schwimmer
PLAYED: J Tyler Ward in Day of the Warrior, Return To Savage Beach.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Only suffered a mild concussion when buffeted with Shae Marks' chest in Day of the Warrior.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Shae Marks
AKA: Silicone Valley
PLAYED: Tiger in Day Of The Warrior, Return To Savage Beach.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Like a turtle, if you knock her on her back she can't roll back over without help.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Buff Bagwell
AKA: c'mon, with a name like "Buff" he doesn't need a nickname!
PLAYED: Warrior in Day of the WarriorReturn to Savage Beach.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: A rare Sidaris-piece of character development, making him initially a villain who became a good guy. Honorable Mention: fifth-biggest boobs in Sidaris history.

Sidesk
What's wrong with

Fighting
Against
Crime
And
Defeating
Evil?

Shockeye2006
What about ...

Government
Agency
Monitoring
Sex

cajunmagic
Tearing
Into
Terrorist
Spies

gleeb
A tiger that only eats eyes? That's one fussy kitty.

Zee
They call him Squeezes With Silicone.

GlitterRock
.oO Ever since John-Boy got that laptop, no one buys my notebooks anymore.... Oo.

daupstart
"With 34C's you're just not qualified to be a female superhero."
"But I have NUCLEAR powers!"
"I'm sorry. It's just not good enough unless you have a set of hefty D's to go along with it. Next!"

GodoHell
[Sidaris' voice, heard off-camera] Cut! CUT!!! Her script is in the shot again! I thought I told you assholes to shoot her only from the tits up!

TheDiva
Script? You mean they actually gave her things to say?

Indomitus
*sounds of balloons being rubbed together*