ANDY SIDARIS MAMMORIAL CAPTIONS
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ChaosWolf1982
Jewel Panther? Isn't that an Epic-level Rogue trinket from the last boss in Karazhan?





gleeb
I'm more inspired by the majestic burrowing hawk.





GodoHell
Flying Southwest, ANY flight is a Dallas connection.





GodoHell
Ted McGinley gets his shameful, well-deserved come-uppance.





cajunmagic
Mike Myers, Wentworth Miller and Laura Prepon, they're cops!





RodRocket
Tulsa, Oklahoma





WaffleKing
Can I have a bigger gun please? My penis is reeeeeeeeeeeeally small.





GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Mark Barriere
AKA: Himbo
PLAYED: Mark Austin in Enemy Gold and The Dallas Connection, Gregor in Hard Hunted.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Outacting a block of wood.





WaffleKing
Baby, you better take all those pills at once. I'm THAT potent.





Shockeye2006
MeQal gets his ass-kicking foot in shape during the off season.





GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Julie Strain
AKA: Big Julie
PLAYED: Jewel Panther in Enemy Gold, Blu Steele in Fit To Kill, Black Widow in The Dallas Connection, Willow Black in Day of the Warrior, Return To Savage Beach.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Six-foot-one and worth the climb!





GodoHell
I don't know what the hell happened to Renée O'Connor, but it IS an improvement.





WaffleKing
I understand this casting. Even his head looks like a big boob.





Indomitus
In real life, Julie would have mopped the floor with this guy by now.





GlitterRock
In real life, Julie would've been on the floor on her back by now





WaffleKing
It's a double-barrelled hooter-shooter.



GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Julie K. Smith
AKA: Little Julie
PLAYED: Cobra in The Dallas Connection, Day of the Warrior, Return To Savage Beach.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Umm... uh... ... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?



SweetHeart666
"I came here to kick ass and fill out a bra...and I'm all out of bra!"





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