Indomitus
An outfit that covers her midriff? She must be going to meet the Pope.

GlitterRock
"It's like living in a bouncy castle!"

Indomitus
I'd like to make a caption, BUT...

JMShearer
Considering that it came from an Andy Sidaris film, I understand how this relates to the movie...

GodoHell
*one smacks her in the forehead, knocking her out cold*

LauraPowers85
Tired of the daily gropings, her left breast makes a break for it.

GlitterRock
"If you think that's something, watch me do a barrel-roll -- they'll end up on my back!"

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Ava Cadell
AKA: Boiiing-Boiiiing-Boiiiiing!
PLAYED: Ava in Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill, Return To Savage Beach
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Went on to achieve her two life-goals: receiving her doctorates in human behavior and education in human sexuality -- and finally getting the tassels to spin in opposite directions.

Indomitus
*pulls out a roll of singles*
Over here, ladies!

YibbleGuy
"Wait a minute ... you're telling me that I can't play Mike Seaver's girlfriend anymore because I was a Playboy centerfold?!?! But .. that's how I GOT the job!"

WaffleKing
Provo, UT.

Coakley
Andy must have thought, "Well, it looks *sort* of like a breast... I can film it!"

RodRocket
"You aren't going to dip those into my Chardonnay, are you?"

cajunmagic
Okay, flag on the play. I fail to see how boobs would enter into the picture here, unless this is "The Erotic Adventures of Molly Pitcher".

WaffleKing
So then I had to rub it, and pull it, and squeeze it a little, and stroke it and yank it, and finally he said I could be in the movie.

SweetHeart666
"C'mon, baby! Mama need a new pair of tits!"

GlitterRock
"I can JACK the JACKMAN!"

Zee
When Julie Strain gets the featured credit you know you're in for a wild ride!