Zee
Shooting range/bedroom.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Carolyn Liu
AKA: Love Eggroll
PLAYED: Silk in Do or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill and Return To Savage Beach, Alice in Day Of The Warrior.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Giving up all the opulence of her wealthy Hong Kong-family, tossing aside her law degree from New York's Law School and her position at Millbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCoy -- all in order to show her jumblies in B-movies. We salute you!

Zee
Oh, yeah, That is SO... *KA BOOM!!!!*

RodRocket
Julie Strain's Aerobic Target Practice Work-Out Video

GlitterRock
Wow. I never expected to hear Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries during a DeBeers ad!

Indomitus
Evil diamond. Got it. Can you stop throwing the plot bricks at my head now?

YibbleGuy
o/` ... Your plots always hinged
On valuable crystals
But we just cared about
The tits and the pistols

Oh Andy,
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But now you've gone away
Oh Andy
I think Julie Strain's boobs are still quaking
'Cause we need yoooooooooou ... o/`

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: R.J. Moore
AKA: Son of Roger the Codger
PLAYED: Kane Kaneshiro in Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Followed in father's footsteps of taking over a role originally played by another far-better actor (Pat Morita in Do Or Die) and pissing all over his memory.

GlitterRock
Give Sidaris credit where it's due: even at the lowest point in his creative cycle, even he never brought in alien space nazis.

gleeb
"I can't read this, Hans."
"Sorry, Fritz, but these are the dark days of the war."

RodRocket
.o0O(Why am I wearing this when I could be NAKED? God, what a Dumb Dora I am....)

RodRocket
Provo, Utah

Zee
*splat* "There, finally got that roach!"

Zee
Just a normal Tuesday morning for Lindsay Lohan

Indomitus
Hark, what light through yon window breaks? It is the East, and Julie's tits are HUGE!

Knight of Bliss
Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Take off your Bra!

RodRocket
"Hold it right there! You get back into Rod's libido, where you belong, missy!"

ChaosWolf1982
Erm... please tell me that bulge in her crotch just means she's got puffy labia...