GlitterRock
o/` We're Ninjas of the Round Table... ! o/`

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Dona Speir
AKA: Prima Donna
PLAYED: Donna Hamilton in Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach, Guns, Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Through seven movies, never getting killed or recast once. Take THAT Rodrigo Obregón!

Sidesk
Uh-oh.

gleeb
"You're getting a little fresh, aren't you, Mr Barty?"

gleeb
"DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, GEDDES! I'M PAT FOSTER MORITA!"

PrezGAR
Miyagi is The Undertaker's brother?

Sidesk
I bought my copy in Woolworth's. And so it began...

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Erik Estrada
AKA: Ponch Drunk Love
PLAYED: played Jack of Diamonds in Guns, Richard Estevez in Do Or Die.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Never doing another Sidaris movie ever again.

ChaosWolf1982
Turns out the "Ancient Chinese Secret" is that Mrs. Lee always keeps a set of ben-wa balls handy.

Knight of Bliss
.oO What about MY Happy Ending? Oo.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Roberta Vasquez
AKA: Mui Caliente
PLAYED: Pantera in Picasso Trigger, Nicole Justin in Guns, Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: You can actually see her character -- and breast -- development grow through all five movies.

Zee
That plane just gave birth!

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Cynthia Brimhall
AKA: Sumptuous, heaving, luscious, pillowy.
PLAYED: Edy Stark in Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Picasso Trigger, Guns, Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit To Kill.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Only performed either outdoors or on open sets, because she frequently forgot how to use doorknobs.

cajunmagic
You forgot "Will be played by Lindsay Lohan in 'The Andy Sidaris Story'.".

Knight of Bliss
She was also a Premiere Frederick's of Hollywood Model, you remember, it was the Catalog that passed for porn in our youths.

Zee
The squibs go off and she just looks... distracted.

GlitterRock
"Brother, there is a grievous fault in thine weapon. It keepeth shooting people!"
*BLAM!*
"You see? There it goes again!"

WaffleKing
Her Indian name means: "One Who Stretches Many Sweaters."