GodoHell
"Thanks for letting me ride this."

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Bruce Penhall
AKA: Dope On A Rope
PLAYED: Hondo in Picasso Trigger, Bruce Christian in Savage Beach, Guns, Do Or Die, Hard Hunted, and Fit To Kill, Chris Cannon in Enemy Gold and The Dallas Connection.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: being 5'8" and not worth the climb.

GlitterRock
What a fluffy, Mario-esque mustache she has!

GlitterRock
I didn't know Scarlett Johansson was in a Sidaris movie!

Indomitus
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust."
Sweetie, I think you need to work the left side a bit more so it can catch up with the right.

GlitterRock
Y'know, Jessica Simpson doesn't look too bad as a brunette....

cajunmagic
What? Where is the "witty" sexual double entendre? I'm so disappointed.

ithurtswhenidothat
I bid 10 dollars..

GlitterRock
Pans up... and it's Clay Aiken.
"Oh. Hi guys."

TheDiva
Meanwhile, in a photo shoot for "Easyrider" magazine...

Knight of Bliss
After particularly long rides, Julie needed Manual Saline Redistribution.

GlitterRock
*John Inman peeks in*
"Will-- will I get a memorial gallery too, Glitter?"

RodRocket
"Please, mister! PLEASE! Don't play B-17!"

cajunmagic
Dordie, she came out of Silicone Valley to do battle with THE AMAZING RANDO!

RodRocket
It's still the same old story, a fight for love and glory....

WaffleKing
You're really stretching the definition of "film" aren't you?

RodRocket
We hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave.

Knight of Bliss
"Waitaminute! This isn't the Bob Hoskins Bang Bus?!? I'm outta here!"