GlitterRock
I've no doubt that I'm looking at one of Michael Medved's daydreams...

WaffleKing
So Bob Ross did a little drug-running on the side. What of it?

WaffleKing
Mike Seaver got PUMPED!!!!

ithurtswhenidothat
Naw, really? Is that really Antonella Barba??

GlitterRock
*checking out Yahoo news*
"Andy directed the Olympics??"

WaffleKing
Bob's killer game of "Oregon Trail" has really gathered a crowd.

AlexGariepy
Don't trust the fairy, sir. They're little tricksters and all that.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Darby Hinton
AKA: Going Going Gone
PLAYED: Cody Abilene in Malibu Express.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: That he wasn't memorable enough to return ever again -- but was *just* memorable enough that they used relatives "Rowdy Abilene" for Hard Ticket To Hawaii, "Travis Abilene" in Picasso Trigger, and "Shane Abilene" in Savage Beach and beyond! What a burn!

Knight of Bliss
Is she using the elastic waistband as a bra?

GlitterRock
"Oh now I recognize you! Howling II, right?"

Knight of Bliss
I've heard them refered to as "Head-Lights", But this is ridiculous.

RodRocket
"Annnnnd, CUT! Okay, Sybil. You can relax."
(unsucks gut) *FWOMPPP*

WaffleKing
How to make an instant bikini:
1. Take any pair of white athletic tube socks.
2. Shove boobs into tube socks.
3. Take the loose ends of the tube socks and tie them behind your neck.
4. Enjoy, and don't jump around too much.

WaffleKing
Oh, good. Atari finally adapted a Sidaris movie. Complete with 4-bit pixelated nudity.

Arc5
A third lip! I knew radioactive chapstick was a bad idea!

Zee
They're waiting for the cock to come through the hole in the shower wall in PORKY'S VII: OUT FOR JUSTICE.

WaffleKing
Hi. Our shower's broken and we need to use yours. To save time, I've already prepared a form letter and stamped addressed envelope to Penthouse Forum. Hope you don't mind.

WaffleKing
Works even on non-werewolves.