RodRocket
"I said INCOMING, Hawkeye! Maybe next time you'll believe me!"

JMShearer
So, what's he going to do, shoot my left ear off or something?

TheLurker
No, that would be Van Gogh Trigger. But Picasso Trigger's worse, he can rearrange your entire face!

gleeb
Or perhaps Oklahoma.

Knight of Bliss
Population 362 no, 548 no, 629 no, 417 no.....

ChaosWolf1982
But how do they even know the sign's in the right place?

GlitterRock
Tonight on a very special "New Adventures Of Old Christine!"

GlitterRock
Andy Sidaris's "Dreamgirls"

RodRocket
"Don't get your hopes up. I just want my T-shirt back."

GlitterRock
Buddy Holly's death car! No, wait....

Zee
"Um, yeah, Coast Guard? I seem to have steered my boat into the center of town. Any suggestions?"

RodRocket
"Puny human! TED NUGENT SMASH!!!"

Zee
Henry Rollins: Party Boy

Indomitus
When Rent-Boys form their own militias...

SweetHeart666
o/` Ev'rybody run!/ The homecoming queen's got a gun...o/`

daupstart
CARRIE: Reloaded

GodoHell
We now return to Jon Heder as Barry Gibb in "Miami Vice."

Zee
Start shooting motorcycles.