JMShearer
Given who the producer/director is, shouldn't that read Hard *comma* Ticket to Hawaii?

LauraPowers85
Sleep anywhere with our patented Beauty Rest Mask!

RodRocket
"Gimme back my BRA!!!!"

GlitterRock
The Bold And The Beautiful just got bolder!

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Hope Marie Carlton
AKA: Hope On A Rope
PLAYED: Taryn Kendall in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Only getting knocked up twice over three movies.

BlueNothing
Jewish Cowgirl Stripper Rocket Scientists? Couldn't you pick a fetish and stick with it?

RodRocket
"And then I said, 'What about MY needs, you insensitive bastard!' "

LauraPowers85
.oO(Maybe I should rethink my stance on soap-operas.)

ithurtswhenidothat
Zoom God Damnit Zoom

Indomitus
He's like Ted Danson, only beefier.

GlitterRock
MAMMORIAL PROFILE: Rodrigo Obregón
AKA: RodrigoRocket
PLAYED: Seth Romero in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Miguel Ortiz in Picasso Trigger, Martinez in Savage Beach, Large Marge in Guns, Pico in Hard Hunted, Santiago in Enemy Gold, Mikael Petrov in Fit To Kill, Antonio Morales in The Dallas Connection, Manuel in Day Of The Warrior, Rodrigo Martinez in Return To Savage Beach
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Has been killed more times than any other Andy Sidaris actor! But just like Steve Rogers -- mark my words! -- he got real better quick.

cajunmagic
"Nobody fucks with Shelley Fabares!"

JMShearer
"Yes, hello? I seem to be a smashup of Bill Cosby and Malcom McDowell..."

Indomitus
In Sidaris' movies, you could always tell the bad guy because he always had a big Pier One chair with a phone on the table in front of it. Further proof that Sidaris was a world-class auteur.

RodRocket
"What about HER needs, you insensitive bastard!"

RodRocket
"Wonder-Bra powers - ACTIVATE!!!"

cajunmagic
"Sherri, you still have your top on. Pick up the pace!"

WaffleKing
Hurry, there's a bomb in your underwear! Remove it immediatly and jump into my van!