The Seer
"Who here has slept with formal contestants of the show?"

The Seer
"YEAHHH BOYYYYYYY!"

TheDiva
Poor dope thought he was auditioning for "Schoolhouse Rock: The Musical!"

Shadarus
I think I just saw this guy with a sign on the side of the road trying to get me to do my taxes!

RodRocket
*zzzzzz* "I'm not drunk... or high.... Dunkleman... cherry goulash... fish... clipboard.... cat... cat....."

gleeb
Rejected, she attempts to cast a gypsy curse on the panel.

RodRocket
"Cappers! Scrape my tongue with the cursor!"

Shockeye2006
When she sings, small animals get nervous.

YibbleGuy
"Well ... I'm ... kinda like Sheryl Crow. Only without the herpes and the talent."

cajunmagic
"Well, I'm kinda like Carole King, only no one will remember me in 40 years."

TheDiva
"Well, I'm kind of Elizabeth Berkley, only...actually, you can only tell us apart with sensitive lab equipment..."

SweetHeart666
"Well, I'm kinda like Dyan Cannon only...on second thought, I'm exactly like her."

YibbleGuy
"You will see me one more time, if I do good. You will see me two more times, if I do bad."

Shadarus
Never having SEEN this show, I went to IMDB to see if he'd ever been in anything I HAD seen... I've never seen the word "himself" used so many times on one screen before!

Gray Zombie
DanZero will get SOOOOOO jealous over that Shady

gleeb
Oh no! Someone gave him RC Cola! RUN!!!!!

Shockeye2006
Remember how large women would jump all over Bob Barker when they won at Price Is Right. Well Simon's about to experience something similar, only it's angry and singing.

RodRocket
"It's because I'm Black, isn't it?"