AMERICAN IDOL CAPTIONS
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YibbleGuy
Paula was momentarily stunned by the force of the potato, but her breasts cushioned the blow.





Zee
Paula's "Catch the Hamburger Patty With The Cleavage" trick delighted just about everyone.





TheDiva
Doof and Doofer.





Cyberbeast
"I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going..."
*clothesline*
"Sorry, it had to be done."





AgentMoldy
Stretch Gropestrong makes his move.





Dita DuPave
Hey Bulk, where's Skull?





GlitterRock
o/` When a ma-aaa-an.... loves a Hoagie... o/`





meqal
Vagina this big? Ring a bell with anyone? Paula?





TheDiva
"I would like to sing a piece I wrote myself on the technical incontinuities in the original 'Star Trek'..."





Cyberbeast
"Number 680, you're next."
"Yeah, that's me, number 680. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking liar."





AlexGariepy
KISS vs. Simon. Oh, that'll bring the ratings.





Zee
Ewww, a mid-eighties porno, I'm gonna have trouble jerking off to this.





Indomitus
Looks like the vampires got Jasmine Guy.





cajunmagic
"You are, without question, the most unrefreshing Coca-Cola ever. I mean, you're horrible. I don't know why you don't just call yourself RC Cola. It's a no from me. Paula?"





The Seer
"Talk to the hand Refreshing Coca Cola."





Zee
"Damn, girl, if I was just a little less gay I would totally nail you."



PrezGAR
But does he have a Mad Eye?



Arc5
With an outfit like that, my guess is both eyes are mad. Stark, raving mad.





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